Hello, everyone.
I'm Jeong Beomgyun of Comedian's World.
There are many types of comedians in Korea.
How about ambiguous comedians
that aren't too attractive or ugly?
Their comedy is all about endless effort.
Let's see the world of comedians that try hard.
Detective Heo, it was a terrible murder.
But the answer to every incident
is at the scene of the crime.
Look! Look at this envelope.
- What's that? / - An envelope used by culprits.
They can put a criminal tool in here
and it will disappear in 3 seconds.
Then it becomes a perfect crime. 1, 2, 3.
See?
Loosen your grip.
Let's start again. There are no clues.
Chief.
There's something weird here.
What is this? Is it related to the crime?
They're suspects.
Hold on.
The boss died 2 days ago.
The vice boss was killed yesterday.
- Yesterday? / - The action head also died.
No, he's still alive.
- He died ages ago. / - No, he's alive.
- He died! / - Stop it!
Jerk!
That's right. I'm the culprit.
- You're the culprit? / - Gun.
- Detective Heo. / - Yes?
Hide behind me.
Are you kidding around?
Take this!
Sorry!
I turned around because I was scared!
Wait! I'm going to hide in the closet.
You think I can't shoot through a closet?
Who are you?
Those were the comedians that try hard.
What was that?
Lastly, we have big comedians.
What if they acted out the previous situation?
Let's see the world of big comedians.
There you are.
Hello, sir.
- Is it a murder? / - Yes.
Take a look at the corpse.
Okay.
What is it?
I can feel his bone!
They must've starved him to death.
How cruel.
I think there's something here.
Yeah?
I'll go up so
you get down on all fours.
Are you trying to make another corpse?
I'm sorry.
Forget about looking up there.
- Search the body. / - Yes.
There's a cell phone.
Throw it out.
A watch.
Throw it out.
Candy.
What flavor?
Cinnamon.
- You eat it. / - Yes.
Hold it!
Is that grape?
You lied to me!
Spit it out!
That's it... Taser!
Dang this static...
I've created a monster...
No... A pig.
It's the culprit. Hide!
It's broccoli.
There's a lot of dirt on it.
No!
Get off me!
Geez...
Where'd he go?
Detective Kim, where's the culprit?
- I lost him. / - What are you doing?
Run after him!
Wait up!
So you're here visiting the company.
Seeing this sleeping baby's
innocent face makes me feel envious.
He doesn't have to worry about promotions
or about money.
He doesn't have to worry because he's
the CEO's son.
I'm the most envious of him...
2nd generation rich, 2nd generation rich...
I'll raise you so
please give me a promotion.
Peek-a-boo, sir.
You do terrible work yet
you still get a salary?
The chief went too far.
He may be my boss
but I can't take this anymore.
Why you...
I grabbed him by the collar
and even grabbed his hair.
I pointed at him and cursed him out...
I imagined that.
You call that imagination?
Get over here!
Real-life situation, real-life situation...
That was beyond my imagination.
I work out these days.
- Let's arm wrestle, Mr. Song. / - Sure.
I'm really strong.
I'm sorry, chief.
I didn't mean to.
Why are you apologizing?
It's not a crime that you won.
I said I'd buy lunch today.
What do you want?
- Assistant Manager No? / - Fried rice.
- Eunyoung? / - Spicy seafood noodles.
- I want... / - Let's go.
I'm a...
Criminal, criminal...
You beat me in a staring contest last year.
I have a prior.
This is bad.
Chief, did you hear?
The CEO wants to downsize our department.
What? Hold on...
Mr. CEO, what is this all about?
My guys are all hard workers!
Assistant Manager No is good at presentations.
Eunyoung is good at English.
Mr. Song is also good
at only arm wrestling.
Mr. CEO! Mr. CEO!
Holds a grudge, hold a grudge...
Losing to your boss
is how you win.
- Chief, here's the project proposal. / - Good.
He doesn't do any work
and he only makes us work.
You call this a chief?
How pathetic.
I won't even think about it.
I heard everything!
Voice support, voice support...
Don't do that from now on.
I should hurry and fire this guy.
Voice support.
Everyone, hang in there.
Everyone, smile.
Even if you're tired and down, smile.
I can't believe these kids fought in school.
Their mothers should be here soon.
Teacher, are you there?
Hello, Sangeun's mom.
- Have a seat. / - Hello.
- I'm sorry to call you in. You're so busy. / - No.
- She has a drama shoot... / - Manager Yu.
Yes...
So why did you call me in?
Sangeun got into a fight with
some other kids in school.
This isn't the first time.
I can't take it anymore.
You keep talking badly about Sangeun.
I can't listen to this. I'm leaving.
- Good-bye. / - You can't just leave now...
There's nothing going on between us.
Tell them.
What would I say?
Goodness... He acknowledges it...
What are you doing?
This is a celeb caught in a relationship.
What?
We're just close friends
so keep your eyes on us.
You fooled me too.
He's not my type.
Go sit over there.
Kiyul.
It's me. Your first love.
You just used to tutor me as a kid.
Please keep personal things separate,
Yungi's mom!
Goodness, Kiyul.
Why does your face look so tired?
I have a lot of concerns these days.
I'm even losing my hair.
- Is it because of me? / - What?
Are you going bald because of me?
- It's from my concerns. / - Let me see.
Don't touch me! It's from my concerns!
Fine, let's just say you're concerned.
Stop doing this to me.
I have a girlfriend.
A dry and smooth girlfriend that's pretty.
- Dry and smooth? / - Yes.
You think your girlfriend doesn't sweat?
She doesn't.
You're being deceived.
How?
I'll tell you.
On a hot summer day your girlfriend
does this when you're away.
She pretends to massage her arms
and pokes her arm pits with her thumbs.
Then she pretends to be deep in thought
and smells.
What the...
Did I crush ginkgo with my pits?
It smells like fall in here.
That's when she quickly looks for deodorant.
And after looking around...
She sprays so nobody sees.
The sweat here is all clear
but then her face starts to sweat.
That's when she uses oil paper to wipe it.
Does she throw it out? No.
She holds it up to the light.
It's clear.
So satisfied.
She crumples it when she throws it away.
Then she pretends to use powder on her face.
And taps the top of her head.
Tap, tap, tap.
There. It looks like it was washed today.
But that's not all.
There's one area that's really sweaty
that guys don't know about.
Under the bra.
For this area...
She stuffs her t-shirt in...
And pops it out. Done.
- Next is Hyeoncheol's mom... / - Teacher!
It's nice to be out
thanks to my son.
- Hello. / - Where do you live, teacher?
I live near Gangnam Station.
- Gangnam Station? / - Yes.
That's a nice area.
I live in jail.
Go ahead.
Hyeoncheol fought some kids in school.
What?
- He fought? / - Yes.
He needs a beating.
I used to do judo in my prime.
Hip throw! Hold! Throw!
I have another one on.
Good job.
Isn't this a pencil sharpener?
- Yes. / - Haven't seen this in a while.
We used to have one at home...
Let's get together.
No.
You're good at rejecting woman.
You shouldn't be doing this here.
I was going to let it go
since the boys all made up
but if I do
they're going to fight again.
So I have no choice
but to punish all 3 of them.
Why? It's all been settled.
Don't you know the subsidiarity principle
where the law is the last resort
after you settle a dispute
with a person's ethics and conscience?
Know what happens if you don't follow this?
What?
You'll be wearing matching outfits with me.
Stop talking about scary things.
Teacher, I'm sorry to interrupt.
- I have a gig so I have to go. / - You can't...
I'm sorry.
Why are you going over there?
Hello.
Nice to meet you. I love you.
- I love you. / - Everyone...
Do you like Kim Yeonghui?
Yes!
Then make a Korean poem with her name. Kim!
What are you doing?
This is a Guerilla Date.
A Guerilla Date?
- I love you. / - It's so hard to counsel!
They're back in 2015.
Nami and Bungbung!
When it's night again...
I don't want to be alone.
- Hey, Bungbung. / - What?
Don't just make fun of me that I'm single.
Set me up with a guy.
- Nami. / - Yeah?
You really want me to set you up?
- Yeah. / - Okay. I know a good guy.
- Really? / - Lucky you.
Hello, Sangcheol?
Want to go on a blind date?
Don't worry. Just trust me.
She's successful, has a great personality
and a nice backside.
What's her name?
Oh Nami.
Why are you swearing at me?
Give me the phone. I'm good at swearing.
Get off me! I'm good at swearing!
- Big trouble, Sangho! / - What is it?
Somi found out I went clubbing.
- You always get caught! / - Anyway...
Try to stop Somi when she comes.
- Okay, I will. Don't worry. / - Sangmin!
Hey.
What? You went clubbing and met a girl?
- It's not like that... / - Hold on.
Hey, Nami... I mean Somi.
It's a misunderstanding.
What? It's a misunderstanding?
- I can't believe this... / - That's going too far!
What? I went too far?
- Are you crazy? / - No, no...
What? I'm crazy?
- Geez... / - Stop it!
You stop it, jerk!
Thanks for taking my hits.
- Jerk! / - Stop fighting!
It's the time you love! Bungbung time!
When couples walk, they hold hands.
When singles walk, hands in their pockets.
Hey!
- Don't sing songs like this. / - Why?
It's bad enough I don't have a boyfriend...
When will I get a boyfriend?
Are you asking because you don't know?
Come on.
It's just because I don't look good on camera.
People always tell me I look pretty in person.
What crazy person said that?
Ask the people.
- Ask them? / - Yeah.
Fine.
Today...
Out of the guys here...
Raise your hand if you think
Nami looks pretty in person.
What the...
There are a few crazy people here.
Guy in the second row. Black t-shirt.
Please stand up.
Get him a mic.
He's handsome.
He is.
Sir.
Does Nami really look pretty in person?
She's really pretty.
Don't lie. Is she really pretty?
I could tell he was sincere.
I like her more now that I've seen her in person.
We thought you'd say that.
So we brought a lie detector.
Why'd you bring that?
- Watch. / - Why are you doing this?
Put your hand here.
Put your hand on top.
I'll ask you again.
Is Nami really pretty in person?
She's really pretty.
- Press the button. / - Yup.
You said she was really pretty.
Yes, she's pretty.
It should react.
- You said she's pretty. / - Yes.
Hold on...
What was that? Why'd you lie?
- You played with my emotions! / - Come here!
Hello, viewers.
I'm Kim Kiyul of Atomic Pride.
A lot of variety shows these days
write "atomic pride" in the captions.
Who'd you get permission to use that from?
I never gave permission.
Director, did you give permission?
Fine, fine. Just use it.
If you're going to use it...
Use me on the shows too...
This kind of pointless men's pride
can be seen when camping.
How do I pitch this tent?
It's so hot...
- What is this? / - Geez...
- There are no chicks at all! / - It's all dudes!
- Let's just go home. / - This was your idea!
How do I do this?
- Do I unfold this? / - Should I talk to her?
Go ahead.
Oh, no...
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
- Hold on. / - What?
You'll hurt yourself pitching a tent like that.
Women don't know much about tents.
Let some men teach you.
- Teach her. / - Hello!
How many people did you come with?
It's just the two of us.
- The oldest get them. / - Survival.
You have a girlfriend.
- Don't say that! / - Let's not fight.
Okay. 1, 2, 3. Let's go!
Excuse me.
It's my first time pitching a tent
so I didn't bring any tools.
- You didn't bring a hammer. / - I didn't.
- Just use a rock. / - A rock?
I built houses with this in the army.
Watch.
Thank you so much. Once you're done
- Isn't that a girl over there? / - Let's go.
- She wants to eat with us. / - Nice.
Hurry and pitch the tent!
Set it up.
Honey, they pitched out tent for us!
Look, honey.
Thank you.
- Isn't that a girl over there? / - Let's go.
I built houses with this!
Excuse me...
Moving on, a man's atomic pride
can be seen when talking about celebrities.
Hey.
How do I look today?
What?
The girls said I look like Ju Sangwook today.
So what? You like that?
- Sure. / - You like looking like a celeb?
- You don't? / - What's so good about that?
I always hear that I look like a celebrity.
- Who? / - Choi Siwon.
They all call me the Choi Siwon of Oryu.
It offends me.
- It offends you? / - Yeah.
I'm older than him.
He's the one who looks like me.
I don't look like him!
I'm not the Choi Siwon of Oryu.
He's the Lee Sanghun of Super Junior!
You'll get in trouble saying that!
Who's the Lee Sanghun of Super Junior?
What the...
I can't believe this.
What is this?
Don't be nervous.
Hello, everyone. I'm Choi Siwon.
What brings you to Gag Concert, Siwon?
You keep calling yourself Oryu's Choi Siwon.
I wanted to see for myself how much we
look alike. Shall we compare?
You're okay with this?
- You won't lose? / - No.
- I won't. / - Want to do this?
Fine. Get away from me.
- That was dangerous. / - Very nice.
I know you're super popular and all...
But in Gag Concert, I'm Choi Siwon.
Unbelievable. I can't believe this.
- Want to see? / - Yes.
- Why I'm Gag Concert's Choi Siwon? / - Yes.
Just like Choi Siwon I have a fortune cookie!
- Awesome! / - Right?
- But... / - It's so bright.
- It is not. / - It's bright.
- But that's not all! / - Then what?
- A real fortune cookie... / - Okay.
Has today's fortune!
- Awesome! / - Right?
- Awesome! / - Yeah.
- So bright. / - Come here.
You're not here because you look like me.
I think you're here to promote a movie.
Well... I do have a movie that's out now.
They'll pay to watch it if they want to.
Why would I promote?
Right?
Is this Choi Siwon's atomic pride?
This is Choi Siwon's atomic pride.
- Yeah! / - Should I go?
- Let's go! / - Let's go.
- So cool. / - I'm not promoting.
Everyone...
Please watch my movie. Thank you.
This is what I meant.
A man's pointless pride over Choi Siwon.
Why won't Lee Seunggi appear on this skit?
Come on our skit, Seunggi.
We can do it together since we look alike.
Don't jeer at me. Even if you try to deny it
it's all right here. Lee Seunggi, Kim Raewon,
Donghae and the guy in "Surprise."
All right here.
Moving on, a man's atomic pride
shows up more clearly when we see the
difference between men and women.
This is for women.
What's taking Somi so long?
- Hey. / - Where were you?
- The bathroom! / - Cold!
- You didn't put hand cream on. / - Yeah.
Here.
Thanks.
- Let's go. / - Okay.
Next is for men.
- Where were you? / - The bathroom.
Don't splash water on me!
That's not water.
Scumbag.
Next is when women make plans together.
Somi, what are you doing today?
Nothing.
Want to go on a 3:3 group blind date?
- Of course! / - Let me call one more person.
3:3...
Hello? Hey, Yena.
What are you doing today?
You're sick?
We were going to a 3:3 group blind date.
It's okay. Get some rest. Bye.
Let's go next time.
Let's go eat some food.
Next is for men.
3:3 group blind date today?
Of course I'll go.
- We need one more. / - I'll call.
Hello?
You broke your leg?
You've been hospitalized?
Too bad. There's a 3:3 group blind date.
The girls are really pretty.
- The two of us will go. / - Yeah.
Let's go, let's go!
Let's go!
Hello.
What's with the chicken?
The baseball game is on today.
I'm going to cheer as I watch the game
and have chicken and beer.
Good-bye.
- Hey! Hey! Hey! / - What? What? What?
You can't cheer at home.
It's loud and it'll shock people.
They'll get shocked. I want greenling.
What are you saying?
You can't cheer for a baseball game.
It's noisy.
Yeah, yeah.
You're noisy from head to toe.
I'm sorry.
Nobody will hear if I keep my windows closed.
- I don't know about that. / - Yeah.
I said no. How many times do I have to tell you?
Dreaming of ghosts again...
I'm really sorry.
Geez...
These apartments are soundproof.
I don't know if they're soundproof or fartproof.
Little kids laughed at that.
You can't.
One household moved to a baseball stadium
and lived there to cheer for a game.
Come on... You made that up.
Come on... I don't know about that.
- He's good at impressions. / - You can't.
It's noisy if you cheer for baseball games.
It's noisy if you cheer.
The ice is slippery.
You should put out a fire.
- Your body is embarrassing. / - What?
I dreamed of a pig.
What are you saying?
I don't know about that.
You can't. If you want to cheer for the game...
- Do it silently. / - Yeah.
- Cheer silently? / - Yeah.
So in case I bother the neighbors
no matter how excited I get
during the game...
Home run!
Are you insane?
You're as stubborn as a mule!
- What was all that? / - You were first!
Stop it already!
Do you think I lived to be 100 to see this?
Fighting all the time...
My nose is so stuffy I could die.
Someone's here.
What are you talking about? I don't see anyone.
You don't? I can't either.
It's dry outside.
My skin is all dry.
Nice and moist. He must be here for me.
No, no! My nose isn't stuffy.
I can blow a recorder with my nose.
What is this?
That's very good but
you're supposed to blow that with your mouth.
Geez!
My nose is just fine.
I can blow out candles with my nose.
How will you blow those out?
- What the... / - I can do it easily.
You have to blow out the snot first.
It's dangerous.
Go! Go! Bye!
Why'd that old man blow out candles?
Those weren't candles.
Those were the flames from hell.
- What do you mean? / - I don't know about that!
I said you can't cheer for the baseball game.
Wooil!
Seongdong!
- Wooil. / - Yeah.
Look at this photo.
My grandchild's junior high graduation photo.
What a handsome boy.
Very manly.
It's a girl.
She has a lot of facial hair.
Forget it.
What's that?
I used to be a baseball player until high school.
I'm going to think of the past and cheer for the game.
Very good! That sounds right.
- Sounds like fun. / - Thanks.
We'll cheer together.
Bye.
Geez...
What was that?
- What? / - Why is it okay for him and not me?
He used to play baseball.
Then you become a baseball player.
I'll let you cheer for the game.
- Become a baseball player? / - Yeah.
So just so I can cheer for the game...
"I should get in the Major League."
So I fly to the U.S. pace around the team.
A manager behind me says...
"Hey, Fatty Ryu!"
"I'm Fatty Song."
"Really? Okay! Let's go!"
I get lucky and get scouted
and I'm in my first game.
The pitch comes but it's too fast! I can't hit it!
But it hits me in my belly.
A beanball.
My gut is covering the entire strike zone!
So with every pitch,
they all bounce off me...
So I get 424 consecutive hits.
I become the best batter and reporters ask me,
"How do you feel about being the best batter?"
"I have to thank my apartment security guard
for getting me this far."
Then I retire and come back here
so I can cheer for the baseball game?
Yeah.
You have potential for baseball.
What?
- Oh, come on! / - Go play baseball.
- Go to the stadium. / - Please hear me out.
- What? / - I really like this team.
You really like the team?
- Yes! / - You should've said so sooner!
Okay, okay. Go cheer for the game.
- Thank you. / - But!
- Do so as a cheerleader. / - Geez...
Who becomes a cheerleader just to
cheer for a baseball game at home?
Wooil!
What is this?
Good job.
Good work. Good work!
Go back to my house.
Go to my house.
Seongdong.
What is this?
A true baseball fan should cheer like this.
- That's totally right. / - Of course.
- See that? You learn this too. / - How?
Stop it.
Stop talking nonsense!
Sir!
My butt!
My butt is killing me!
No! My butt is okay!
My butt is like iron.
Hit me with that lumber.
It won't hurt.
- Hit you for real? / - Hit me hard!
I'm fine.
But this is...
It feels weird...
So this is why.
No, my butt is fine.
- I can... / - What is he going to do?
I do my recycling with my butt.
- Bring the recyclables. / - How about this can?
Of course. Put it right there.
This could be dangerous.
No, it's not. It's just a can.
Then how about a pot?
Put it down.
- This? / - I can do it.
You don't have to.
This is easy.
I can crush a pot with my butt.
I'm fine. I feel nothing.
Try crushing this.
- Don't hesitate... / - How can I crush this?
No, I can do it.
That?
I can do it.
Sir...
It's over here.
Why are you all so stubborn?
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Yeonggil.
I saw Kim Soohyun on my way
to the TV station today.
You sure it was him?
He was wearing black fishnets
and black hot pants...
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
You hear?
Out of the Gag Concert viewers
the kids like No Big Difference
and the adults like Minsang Debate.
Then what do the young women like?
Let's do this!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Oh, right.
It was so moving.
The 2 hours just flew by.
Did you watch a movie?
I looked in the mirror.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
What is this fragrant aroma?
Are you wearing cologne?
No.
That's the smell of my skin.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
- Mr. Song. / - Yes, sir.
I heard that the people after my position
have hired killers.
Don't worry, sir. I'll protect you.
I trust you, Mr. Song.
Have some juice.
It's fresh fruit juice.
Yes.
I'm a killer.
There's the target.
As I calculated, I'll sneak behind him
and choke him to finish him.
Here I go.
- Die. / - A refreshing gulp...
What the...
What's your deal?
Lose some belly fat.
What?
I failed.
My belly fat... Hey, jerk!
- Mr. Song. / - Yes.
He said to lose belly fat.
Isn't this okay?
Don't.
- Yes, sir. / - Geez...
- We're... / - Brothers...
And Killers.
Red, Yellow and Blue.
- We have... / - The best...
Teamwork.
We'll put poison in this sprayer...
Spray it near him...
And finish him.
Let's do this.
Put it in.
It's all in there.
Good...
I didn't close the lid...
We failed.
Geez...
Mr. Song.
I think 2 people are dying over there.
It's just your imagination.
This is my imagination?
- Yes. / - I see.
I'm also a killer.
My mission today is to
pretend to give him wild ginseng
and finish him off.
Here I go.
- Sir. / - Yes?
I dug up some wild ginseng.
Would you like some?
Of course.
I got him.
That stuff is rare.
Here.
Yes...
Hold on. What is this?
Have the one in the middle first.
Wait...
The one in the middle looks really different
from the ones on the side.
It'll taste a bit bitter.
No...
I think it'll be very bitter.
Here.
You're in luck.
No, no. I feel unlucky!
I don't want that! Get it out of here!
I failed.
Why'd you bring that?
What are you glaring at? Hey!
- Mr. Song. / - Yes.
That's not wild ginseng.
Does he really hike up mountains?
He came bearing gifts so
he's Santa Claus.
Stop it.
Don't do that.
I'm a killer.
I'll use my beauty to seduce him and finish him.
I'll get as close as possible
and try to get physical with him. Here I go.
Sir.
I'll give you some juice.
Sure.
Grumble.
Did that come from my stomach?
Looks like you haven't eaten yet.
Join me for this meal.
You're so kind.
Goodness...
I can't reach.
Can I get some bread?
Sure. This bread.
No, that bread.
This bread?
No, that bread.
This?
- No, that one. / - This?
Then you get it!
Which one are you talking about?
I'm eating it now.
You are?
Really?
- It's good. / - It's good?
You're all dirty! Go!
I failed.
Geez...
What is this? The bread is a mess.
Are you doing your job properly?
Have some fruit.
- Good job. / - Yes.
You're doing a good job.
This time, as I calculated
I'll walk 3 steps backwards
and deliver a knee strike to his head
when he's distracted
to finish him.
Here I go.
- The fruit is nice and ripe. / - 1...
2...
3.
Die.
This watermelon...
Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey...
Have some fruit salad.
I don't want any!
I failed.
Fruit salad went up my nose...
Mr. Song! He smashed the watermelon.
- It's just your imagination. / - It is?
- Yes. / - No wonder it's so good.
- We're... / - Brothers...
- And Killers. / - Red, Yellow and Blue.
- We won't... / - Fail...
This time.
We'll use this poison paint...
Approach him pretending to paint his house...
And get some on him to finish him.
Let's do this.
Here.
Put some on.
- Hey, hey! / - What the...
Hey...
We failed...
Mr. Song!
There are 3 guys in green this time.
They're Ninja Turtles.
- Really? / - Yes.
I guess they're short one.
Really?
That fatty sure is cautious.
This time I'll finish him off
while he's taking a nap.
Here I go.
Sir.
You must be tired.
How about a nap?
- Sure. / - Here.
How nice.
- Lie down here. / - Okay.
I got him.
Can this thing hold me?
Let's see...
It's very nice.
I'll make you nice and warm.
Really?
- Here... / - Hold it.
Wait.
You shouldn't warm me up like this.
You'll get sick sleeping somewhere cold.
I feel like I'll die at this rate.
Warm up your back.
I feel like I'm going to be burned alive.
We'll have a barbecue party tomorrow.
What do you mean by that?
No! Get these away from me!
I failed.
Take all this stuff!
Geez...
I won't fail twice.
This time I'll show him my sexy side,
seduce him and finish him.
Here I go.
Sir.
You're the chocolate cake girl!
This is a beard.
Really? You should shave.
- Yes. / - Okay.
This need to be cleaned up.
Time to clean.
The bench is so dirty.
You're stepping on my jacket.
I'd better wipe it nice and clean.
My jacket...
I need it back!
Wait...
What are you doing there?
I'd better wash my hair too.
Go wash it somewhere else!
I'd better go.
I'd better go this way.
I failed.
- Geez... / - I'd better go.
- Mr. Song. / - Yes, sir.
What is all this?
I didn't get to eat a thing and things are a mess!
Are you doing your job properly?
You're fired tomorrow!
I prepared a barbecue.
- This way? / - Yes.
- You know I like you, right? / - Yes.
I like you.
Aren't you bored?
Want to hear a song?
What are you doing?
Don't have any work to do?
Wipe my orchid down then.
Know how much this is worth?
More than you guys!
- Got it? / - Freeze!
Down an all fours!
What are you doing?
Listen to me or you die! Money in the bag.
- In the bag! / - Yes.
I'm sorry...
She'll get suspicious if I don't pick up.
Keep your traps shut!
I'm sorry!
Hey, mom.
Yeah.
I'm not causing trouble.
My friend just opened up his business
and they're doing a good luck ceremony.
I hope your store makes a lot of money.
A gift for opening. Here.
You don't believe me?
We're giving away free samples for the opening!
Come by and don't miss this opportunity!
Okay, bye.
He's here!
Who just gave me this orchid?
- Me. / - It was you?
I'm sorry.
That was great.
Such detailed acting. It was great!
How'd you think of giving me an orchid?
It would be impolite if I showed up empty-handed.
Amazing.
You don't have to worry today.
You won't be carried out on a stretcher.
Hey! That's my orchid!
- Why do you have it? / - What?
What the... Oops... I'm sorry.
Hey!
You didn't act like it was an opening!
- Why didn't you do anything? / - I'm sorry!
I'm doing something now.
What's that?
- An air dancer... / - Down on all fours!
Stop pretending to do things like that!
The narrator model?
Yes.
- Why'd you pull up your pants leg? / - What?
I don't want to see that. Why'd you do it?
I'm sorry.
But your acting when you were sitting down
was great.
Me?
Your acting like a pig's head was great!
It looked so real that I almost
shoved a $10 bill up your nose.
Amazing.
A living pig's head!
Amazing!
- Are these ears? / - They are ears.
She's like a pig...
What are you doing to my great actress?
- Down on all fours! / - I'm sorry!
She'll go nuts if I don't pick up.
Hey, honey.
I'm in the subway on my way home.
It doesn't sound right?
Somewhere over the rainbow...
Selling an old music CD for just $10.
Come by and listen.
Hold on. I can't talk long in a public place.
Got to go.
- Hey. / - Yes?
What was this?
What did you say?
I don't really know.
That was totally relatable.
I've never properly understood
an announcement when I'm on the subway.
Right, right. You can't understand it.
Do it again exactly the same.
I can't do it exactly the same.
Down on all fours.
Was the old music CD you?
Yes.
- That was great. / - Thank you.
You were just like a middle-aged man!
How are you so good at acting like a man?
People often think I'm a man with long hair.
That was amazing.
And sound effect.
Me.
- It was you? / - Yes.
You stunk.
You were terrible! She almost found out.
Why can't you do it right?
The subway is coming...
The door is opening.
Do it like that.
Great acting!
So great!
I almost got into the subway!
That was great!
That was line 2, right?
Down on all fours. Get down.
That was line 4 going towards Danggogae!
Down on all fours!
- Danggogae... / - You're with me until the end.
- Me? / - On "The Its Know..."
The question is
why did the bank robber go after one hostage?
That one person...
- Is you. / - Me?
I hate you, Kim Sangjung!
Hey!
I'm ruined! It's my girlfriend on video chat!
We're on a subway!
No, no! I'm not here!
Hey, honey.
I'm on the subway.
Why isn't it moving?
No, it's moving now.
Right now.
See the trees going past?
You do something too!
- Me? / - Do something.
- With what? / - That!
That?
See? Trees are passing by.
I'm moving.
What is?
Why is someone hanging on a tree?
No!
It's a monkey!
A monkey!
I'm in the subway. I am.
Of course there are people in the subway.
- It's packed in here. / - Get together.
- Stop pushing! / - Don't push!
It's totally packed.
Don't touch me there!
There's a pervert here! Bye!
Hey!
That was great!
Thank you!
Not you.
- You. / - Excuse me?
- You were great at taking a hit! / - I was?
How'd you take that hit so well?
- I'm usually mistaken as a pervert. / - Really?
Can I see that passionate acting again?
Yes! Again...
Why are you so happy?
I'm not...
Your ring!
Don't turn your ring in!
Don't touch me!
Hey!
Wow...
That acting was great.
Bring me the money bag.
- It's filled with money. / - I should pay you.
Here.
- No, that's okay. / - Take it.
- It's not enough? / - No.
Take as much as you want.
Take as much as you want!
That'll get me in trouble...
Freeze! Get down!
Get down!
No, I'm an actor!
This is for my appearance.
It's not like that!
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
Say it! Yes or no!
Hurray, Korea!
As you can see, we're all one.
We may have grown up in different environments
but we all have the same memories, experiences
and we have done the same things in our lives.
Now we will prove here that we are all one.
If you feel what we say is...
Oh, that's true.
Then it's "Yes."
Come on. No way.
Then it's "No."
Say it. Yes or no.
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
First we'll go back to our school days.
In your school days, you saw all sorts
of different kids walking to school
on the day of an exam.
A minus B over 2...
Kids that study on their way to school.
And...
Kilee, I didn't study at all.
These kids are usually the smartest in school.
Guys like this. And...
Did you study a lot?
We have an exam today?
Yeah.
Nice. We're getting out early.
Was there a kid like this? Yes or no?
Yes or no?
There were.
They've given up but they're filled with spirit.
- There were kids like this. / - I was like that.
And during a math exam...
It's a problem you know.
So you solve the problem
and the answer is 432.
Then you look at the choices...
It's not there.
They're all two-digit numbers too!
Has this happened? Yes or no?
- Yes or no? / - It has.
The exam was pretty easy.
You have time to check your answers...
- But it doesn't feel right. / - Why?
You took a look and
there are five ones in a row.
You know how this feels. This happens.
It's always 1 or 5. It makes you uneasy.
It makes you feel like something is wrong.
And you always get a problem
like this in math.
Find all the sums from 1 to 100.
When you get this...
You just do all of them.
You forgot the formula.
You just write everything down here.
But then you get it wrong. It's so annoying.
- It happens. / - Now the exam is over.
Now the teacher says...
Time's up.
- You, collect all the answer sheets. / - Yes.
Now he collects from the smartest kid.
Have you seen a kid do this? Yes or no?
Have you seen this?
He feels regret later.
He wants to go back in time 5 seconds!
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
This time we'll unite you all
with the bathroom.
You're all ready to go out in the morning
and you stop by the bathroom...
That's cold! Dang it!
Your sock is all wet.
- So annoying. / - It happens.
There was water collected in the slipper.
- It happens. / - It does.
And for people that live with their family.
Dad!
This happens.
- If it stinks, it's your dad. / - It's your dad.
- This happens. / - And...
When fathers wash their face...
This happens.
What are they saying?
What?
- What is it? / - He says something weird.
They do that.
And...
When you wash your hair with shampoo...
I'm out of shampoo.
- You shake it. / - Shake it.
Until some shampoo comes out.
But you get no shampoo and
all you get is a red circle here.
It hurts.
- Am I Iron Man? / - This happens.
And...
- You're out of toothpaste. / - Toothpaste.
Almost there. Just a bit more.
It's out! It's out!
Get me my toothbrush!
It went back in again...
It went back in.
There's another one.
This is for people that live in old houses.
You're taking a shower...
That's cold! What's going on?
Mom! Wash the dishes later!
- Has this happened? / - They're connected!
It's the same water tank.
This has happened.
And you all do your business.
When you're in the bathroom
doing your business
people use their smart phones often.
And after a while...
You sit up straight
and you have red marks on your thighs.
Has this happened? Yes or no?
- It has. / - This has happened.
And after guys are done doing
their business in the bathroom...
You've only washed these two fingers.
And with this hand you do this to your girlfriend.
I love you.
Have you done this? Yes or no?
Until the day all of Korea is one!
Say it! Yes or no!
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Hear that?
This cheering for us?
Let's do this!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Look.
- Look. / - At what?
My jaw-line.
Wow!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Hey.
If you could bring one thing to a deserted island
what would you bring?
Me?
A mirror.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Wow.
Sanghun.
Yeah?
What's your ideal type?
Me?
Just one thing.
One thing? What is it?
She has to be prettier than me.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Wow, wow...
Sanghun.
Where is it? Where'd it go?
What are you looking for?
Your charm.
I don't have any!
What the...
You liar.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Hey.
You got something on you here.
What is it?
Your charm!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Hello, viewers.
This is Park Yeongjin of Minsang Debate.
It was on May 21.
President Park Geunhye nominated
Minister of Justice Hwang Gyuhwan
as the new prime minister.
The ruling party claims that Hwang will
eliminate corruption.
The opposing party is strongly opposed and
says Hwang is not the right person for the job.
We have comedians Yu Minsang and Kim
Daesung here to talk about the issue
regarding the new prime minister.
Okay.
- Geez... / - I'll ask Daesung first.
What do you think about Minister of Justice
Hwang Gyuhwan being nominated as
the new prime minister?
What?
- Yes? / - You're asking him first this time.
You should do that from time to time. Good.
- It's good? / - Yes.
It's good that Hwang was nominated?
No...
I knew you'd do that.
You knew it?
You knew he'd be nominated.
No, it's not like that...
I give up. You win.
Minsang...
Are you cheering that Hwang was nominated?
No! You're a terrible person.
Hwang Gyuhwan is a terrible person?
No, no! I take that back.
- Take it back? / - Yeah.
- Take back the nomination? / - Oh, come on.
Minsang, it sounds like you want
to declare war against the ruling party.
- No... / - That's right! He always declares war!
Yesterday he declared war against everyone...
- With girlfriends! / - What are you saying?
You did!
Let's please stop talking about nonsense.
Minsang, so you want to stop the nonsense
and go right into the debate.
Alright, we'll start the debate right away then.
You two become the spear and shield and debate
about Minister of Justice Hwang Gyuhwan being
nominated as the new prime minister.
Start!
We don't have any spear or shield!
Spear and shield...
- Minsang, as the spear... / - What?
You make the attack first.
What?
The prime minister should be verified.
- But the problem is... / - Army problem?
- Yes. / - Army problem?
You mean Hwang being exempt from the
army because of chronic cholecystitis?
So don't talk about the army issue?
- No... / - Minsang.
It looks like you're a shield and not the spear.
- No! / - Let me give you more questions.
It's not like that. Why do you keep asking me
so many questions?
- So much? / - Yeah.
You mean the $1.6 million that Hwang
earned from the law firm?
- In moderation please... / - Moderation?
So he was paid as much as he worked?
Come on... Stop it.
Stop talking?
You want to talk about the x-file?
The x-file investigation on S group?
- Go ahead. / - What x-file?
Why do you keep asking me things?
Don't ask any questions and let it go?
- No... / - Okay, Minsang.
No.
Let me ask Daesung now.
What do you think?
I don't like that stuff.
You don't like Hwang Gyuhwan?
That's utter nonsense!
Hwang is utter nonsense?
The only thing I know is that
he was nominated as prime minister. That's it.
So he was just nominated
but he won't become prime minister?
- No... / - What's the problem?
That's what I want to ask!
What's the problem?
Wait... Did you just say...
Moon Jaein!
You were going to say that, right?
Moon Jaein!
Daesung, do you have something you want to
say to party leader Moon Jaein? Go ahead.
What are you doing?
What is Moon Jaein doing?
He should verify the prime minister nominee?
- Help me. / - Don't drag me down with you!
Wait. Drag down? The opposing party
should stop dragging down the ruling party?
- Okay. / - No...
Minsang, you're showing your true colors.
- I did not! / - Viewers, his political opinions...
have nothing to do with Gag Concert's director
Jo Junhui.
I just want to emphasize that these are all
Minsang's personal opinions.
This is a filmed broadcast so this will be aired.
Please be understanding.
What are you saying?
A filmed broadcast doesn't have to be aired!
It's really heating up.
Now we'll hear from the audience.
Anyone?
Yes, go ahead.
I'm a university student living in Incheon.
I'm Kim Seunghye.
Minsang, you've dated, right?
Of course.
So how long do you usually date for?
My longest relationship has been
over a year.
- That's a long time. / - Yes.
So how long do you think this
prime minister will last?
What kind of question was that?
Answer her.
How long do you think Hwang will last if
he becomes prime minister?
Why are you starting a fight with me?
- He'll last 10 days? / - No!
Listen until the end!
He's going to last until the end?
No! Please...
Minsang is praying he'll last until the end.
No!
It's not like that. I'm praying so we can
do something else.
Okay. Minsang, as you wanted
we'll do something fun.
We've prepared a spin board
to make things fun.
On the board is the word linking game,
the blue flag, white flag game and
prime ministers.
Those are the 3 topics.
Spin and talk about what you land on.
As long as I avoid this one.
It's very improbable that you'll get that.
- I won't get that. / - Yes.
- What will you do? / - I'm ready.
- Are you ready? / - Yes.
- Okay. / - Go!
- Spin? / - Spin.
Here I go.
You got prime ministers.
- You'll talk about prime ministers... / - Hey!
Prime ministers.
That was very improbable but you landed on it.
Hold it.
You go first. I'm not doing this.
Daesung? Daesung, are you ready?
Come this way.
- Okay. / - Are you ready?
- Yes. / - Okay.
You got the word linking game!
Let's start.
- Wait... / - Word linking, word linking!
- Stop it! / - What?
What was that?
Why does he get to spin it like this?
- Then why did you ask me to spin it? / - What?
I asked if you were ready.
You should've spun it. Why'd you make me?
It's...
You spin it yourself.
- Really? I'll do it then. / - Go ahead.
The blue flag, white flag game!
So that's what you like.
Alright.
Minsang's favorite game...
The blue flag, white flag game!
Take the flags.
- Wait... / - Start.
Raise your favorite party!
Wait!
- This is... / - That's your favorite party?
- No! / - He likes the Saenuri Party.
No, no. This isn't a white flag.
It is. Look, it's white.
- This is the back! / - We'll start now.
- No... / - Put down the party you hate.
- What? / - Throw away the party you hate...
And hang the one you like on your car.
What? Why would I do that?
I'm not doing this! Get rid of these!
If you don't want to do this
you have to talk about prime ministers.
- We'll talk about prime ministers now... / - Hey!
Whatever I do I'll end up talking about
prime ministers in this system.
There's a problem with the system!
- A problem with the system? / - Yeah!
Minsang, are you saying there's a problem with
President Park's person verification system?
- Just thinking about it makes you sigh. / - No...
What's wrong with the person verification system?
Can we please just skip this?
They just skip over the verification?
No...
Plagiarized dissertations have always been
controversial at hearings.
Should these be skipped over?
No, that's not right.
How about real estate speculation?
No.
Problems of military service.
- Of course not. / - Past comments.
No!
- Hwang Gyuhwan. / - No!
- Hwang Gyuhwan is a no-go? / - No, no!
Minsang, do you have more to say?
Go ahead.
I have nothing.
There's nobody talented?
There was nobody worth picking
in the first place?
Listen to me properly.
I never said there was no talent.
Do a proper job.
So there are plenty of talented people...
- So they should verify properly? / - No...
Minsang, why don't you recommend
someone talented?
Who would I recommend?
- I... / - Past?
- Yes. / - Ex-prime minister Lee Wangu?
No!
I...
The prime minister before that?
- No... / - So ex-prime minister Jeong Hongwon?
Get Jeong Hongwon back?
No...
That's right! His girlfriend said she missed
his past, past girlfriend!
What are you saying?
- That's unrelated! / - Moving on..
- We'll keep talking... / - Wait a minute!
This is a debate and nobody is debating!
What is this?
Let me say a few words.
The prime minister hearing is important
but to eliminate corruption, another politician
should have a hearing!
I'll reveal a photo of that politician
to you all today.
I followed this person to a restaurant
to take this photo.
- Look carefully. / - What is this?
It's...
This person!
Don't you hate it how he's
living a life of luxury?
His eyes look very selfish.
I can't even see the noodles in his bowl!
Where do you see selfishness?
Let me wrap up the debate.
Minsang has reminded us that Hwang Gyuhwan
needs to have a hearing
and that there's a big problem with the
government's person verification system.
Minsang.
Yes?
Do you think Hwang Gyuhwan
will make it past the hearing?
I can't believe you're asking me this...
How would I know that?
It's not my hearing!
- Your hearing? / - Yeah.
Viewers, Minsang has just requested
his own hearing from the National Assembly.
When did I do that?
He wants to know when it will be.
- What will you put on your car? / - I won't!
In the next episode we'll have
hearing star Yu Minsang and debate about
what the NPAD's problem was that caused
the defeat in the election and their conflicts.
Thank you.
No big difference. No big difference.
50 steps, 100 steps.
This, that.
Basically, it's the same.
No big difference. No big difference.
This dress.
Celery.
No big difference. No big difference.
This dress.
Peanut crackers.
No big difference. No big difference.
Rihanna's dress.
Pizza.
No big difference. No big difference.
But not everything is so similar.
Park Seongho's one step back!
- One step back! / - One step back!
Worse than before.
- One step back! / - One step back!
When celebrities get pigtails...
IU looks cute
and Gu Hara looks pretty
but Kim Taewon is one step back!
One step back!
- One step back! / - One step back!
Did I braid these myself?
No big difference.
Girls that wear revealing clothes.
When I get a raise at work.
No big difference.
Good!
No big difference. No big difference.
When your chief says,
"You can go home first."
A yellow traffic light.
No big difference.
You don't know if you should go or not.
No big difference. No big difference.
A mosquito.
Your dad trying to get physical with your mom.
No big difference.
Honey...
No big difference. No big difference.
No big difference in girls that diet.
Now that summer is approaching,
girls go on diets,
join gyms,
order chicken breast
and make a meal plan.
But?
They don't even last 3 days.
No big difference. No big difference.
I thought you were on a diet.
I'll start tomorrow.
This is no big difference. No big difference.
Why are you eating so much? You're on a diet.
Sweet potatoes aren't fattening.
This is no big difference. No big difference.
Putting on bridal makeup
to go to the gym.
No big difference. No big difference.
The gym membership is $50
but the gym outfit you bought cost $500.
No big difference. No big difference.
Work out for 5 minutes.
Look in the mirror for 55 minutes.
No big difference. No big difference.
Hashtag hot body, hashtag apple hips,
hashtag wait for me, summer.
Posting stuff like this is...
No big difference. No big difference.
Anyways!
Honey, don't you think I should lose weight?
To the girlfriends...
That ask this, listen up!
No, you're fine the way you are.
But...
Lose weight!
No big difference. No big difference.
Byungchul, are you following me?
Yes, captain.
It's here.
Nobody knows what will happen
if you go in that deep crater.
But one of us has to go in.
- Yes. / - Let's start.
Yes.
Dibidibidip!
- I got you! / - No, no, no!
I was about to do this.
I got you.
- Then I'll do this too. / - Oh, right! It was this!
I was going to do this.
I got you.
Hey.
Byungchul.
I got hit by a meteor.
I lost. I'll go in the crater.
No, no. It's a meteor shower. Don't go.
Send a robotic probe.
It hit me hard.
Delta, Delta. Come in. Come in.
This is the control center...
Hey...
I'm Jung...
The reception isn't good so it keeps cutting off.
Control center, speak properly. What is it?
Congratulations, professor.
Your space exploration article
is in a magazine.
They didn't have to publish it.
Now that we're on the subject, this space
exploration wouldn't be possible without me.
Seunghwan.
Bring that magazine to my house
when you get off work.
Got it.
- When I leave... / - That's a good photo.
Leave... Leave... Leave...
Are you spitting on me?
- That's right. / - What?
Did you just laugh? You did that on purpose!
Get back here.
Get him back!
Professor!
Time to eat.
Alright.
What are we having?
We're having...
What is it?
You crave kimchi pancakes when it rains.
Kimchi pancakes!
Crave it when it rains?
It's not the same just because you sing!
Just trying to get in the mood. Kimchi pancakes.
It doesn't feel like it to me!
I'm just angry!
Can't we get some proper kimchi pancakes?
You know what I mean.
On a rainy day
you go to the pancake alley
and you can smell the pancakes...
You shake your umbrella and go inside.
"Ma'am, one kimchi pancake please."
She says, "Okay" and starts chopping kimchi...
That sounds good!
Why would you eat the cutting board?
Don't eat someone else's cutting board! Wait.
She adds the kimchi to the flour batter and mixes.
Stirring up the kimchi batter...
She oils up the frying pan and
takes the kimchi batter...
When one side is cooked...
- She flips it with a spatula... / - Wait!
Don't flip it with a spatula.
Flip it with the frying pan.
- Like this. / - How?
Okay, okay!
Showing off!
That looks good!
It hasn't dropped yet!
I catch it and rip off a piece...
Wait!
We can't forget the rice wine.
Rice wine...
Open up.
That's good.
Thank you.
Can't we get something like this?
Oh, right.
I asked the space station
to supply us with kimchi pancake ingredients.
Okay!
Good job.
This is Gamma.
I'm coming with your supplies.
Do you have ingredients for kimchi pancakes?
- Yes, I do. / - Hurry!
- I'm hungry! Hurry! / - Got it.
Take the kimchi first.
- The kimchi looks good. / - And the flour...
That looks good.
- Where's the flour? / - Hey!
Why'd you push him with your butt?
He's flying away!
How will we make kimchi pancakes with that?
I can have kimchi pancakes.
How? There's no flour.
I'll eat the kimchi first and then
I'll eat the flour when it gets here. Done.
Geez... You'll probably say...
- "Just trying to get in the mood." / - I am not!
- I'm really going to eat this. / - No, no!
- Don't eat that! / - Share with us later.
Delta, Delta. Come in. Come in.
Professor, your daughter is here
because she misses you.
- My pretty Nahee is here? / - Yes.
Nahee!
Dad!
She's so pretty.
Don't pause here!
- Nahee. There. / - It's me.
Yes.
Nahee.
I heard from your mother and she said
you've been drinking with some bad girls.
Do you smoke too?
No.
- That's it. Seunghwan. / - Yes.
Smell her hand.
Got it.
How does it smell?
- It doesn't... / - It doesn't?
- It doesn't... / - I thought so...
What are you doing?
Go home, Nahee!
I'll smell her every day.
You'd better not! Get over here.
He's doing this on purpose.
He said she doesn't smoke.
Geez...
This is Gamma.
Professor, I made a kimchi pancake
- You made it? / - Yes.
You should've done that from the start!
- Hurry up! / - Got it.
- Ta-da! / - Looks good.
And I brought rice wine too!
So thoughtful.
Hey. Wait.
You'll fly away if you stand by the entrance.
Go stand over there.
There. This should be good.
Have some rice wine, everyone.
Let's have a toast.
Okay.
To the development of the Earth and space.
Cheers!
Yeonggil!
Okay, okay.
Cheers!
That's good.
What is that?
Sharon, that's an English newspaper.
You're trying to read the paper?
No, I'm going to clip my finger nails.
Ouch!
- Geez! / - Goodness!
I'm sorry.
It went in my eye...
Okay.
You know Big Bang made a comeback recently.
They've been begging me to go to their concert.
Let's go together.
I won't. No... I can't!
Why can't you?
The five of them fight when they see me.
Because of me!
So who won?
They all lost.
I didn't accept any of them.
So they made the song "Loser"
because of me.
Who's calling who a loser?
I'm sorry.
Loser, coward, loner, punk...
What is this?
A self-introduction for you guys?
What's with this song?
They're a lot cooler than you.
They're much better looking, dress better
and they're younger.
And seeing them makes me smile.
What?
What about when you see me?
My heart races.
You've really changed.
You're not the old Sungkwang.
I changed?
Here you go, sir.
That cape...
Remember it? This cape...
You were a vampire then.
You came to interview me.
You still remember that day?
They say a handsome vampire
lives in the city.
I'd better go meet him.
Are you there?
Are you a zombie?
I got water in my ear.
It's out.
A vampire!
I'm from the TV station to do an interview.
Please let me interview you.
Go away!
If you let me interview you
I'll give you my blood!
What's your blood type?
Type B.
I don't get along with type B.
What?
I've dated 5 of them and it's never a good fit.
Our personalities clash. Go.
The sun will be up soon. Will you be okay?
- The sun! / - I'll help you.
- No... / - I'll close the curtains.
- Don't worry... / - So shiny!
I closed the curtains.
Your eyes are so shiny.
What do I do now?
What do you mean?
Close the curtains.
Like this!
Little miss.
Mr. CEO.
Mr. Park!
Mr. CEO.
I went to China to buy
dim sum. Your favorite.
Have you eaten yet?
What do you think you're doing?
"Have you eaten yet?"
What?
- That was Chinese. / - What?
It means, "Have you eaten yet?"
Listen up...
Lamb skewer!
- Excuse me? / - Spell it out.
- Lamb. / - You got a bimaxillary operation...
- Skew... / - And when people ask...
- Er. / - You just say you got braces.
Lamb skewer!
Well then you're a sea squirt!
What? Sea squirt? Should I spell it out?
No, you're just a sea squirt.
Get over here. You must have lost your mind!
Let's fight!
- You're crazy, right? / - What are you doing?
Stop it! Step aside.
Just stop it. What's with you? Stop it!
Fine.
Let's stop.
- The two of us are over. / - What?
The two of us are over!
Now...
It's the three of us.
This is R-Point.
153rd day of isolation.
Our platoon is starting to go crazy.
Commander, your condition has gotten worse.
- I'm fine. / - Medic! Medic!
Salute.
He hasn't gone crazy, right?
Yes, sir. He graduated at the top of his class
in medical school. He's a true elite.
Good. Take a look at me.
Your condition...
How is it?
What's wrong?
I used to be really
popular with girls.
What did you just say?
I just said...
Yes, you have indigestion.
- How can he tell? / - He's an elite.
Is that why?
- Give me treatment. / - With indigestion...
- You tie the finger with string. / - Right.
And when the blood has gathered...
- Next... / - It's a folk remedy.
What is it?
When I used to run a convenience store
I hired a part-timer.
He was a really bad seed.
He'd steal money and eat all the food.
What do I do about him?
It's obvious. You cut him.
Yes, I'll cut it off.
What are you saying? Don't cut it!
You prick the finger, not cut it.
I don't want treatment from you. Go away.
All right.
- But if you don't get treatment... / - Then what?
What was it?
Abbreviated words are popular these days.
How would I abbreviate, "Right in place?"
Wait.
Hey.
If I say, "RIP!"
You'll say, "Yeah, you'll rest in peace." Right?
Did I surprise you? Get over here.
You'll be the one resting in peace!
- What was it again? / - What?
I lost a bet with my friends
and I'm supposed to drink
a whole carton of expired milk.
Oh, come on. You'd get the runs.
Yeah, I'm going to run.
Calm down!
What's with him?
What's that smell?
It's smoke...
The enemy's chemical weapon.
When is the rescue team getting here?
Are you boys okay?
Who are you?
I've never failed a rescue mission during my
30 years of service. I'm Colonel Yun Hanmin.
Colonel Yun!
We can't breathe! Save us!
Don't worry.
That's why I brought masks.
- Masks? / - Just put them on and we can live!
We can live.
Put these on!
- Yes! / - Put them on so we can escape.
Are you guys okay?
What's with that mask?
It's easy to breathe with this on.
But you'll inhale the gas.
I'm going to die.
Colonel Yun!
Save me!
Who are you?
I was captured by the enemy and I escaped.
What a relief.
Don't be so happy. We're out of food
so we're going to die. For us to survive
we have to raid the enemy's food supply.
But there's no way we can.
I'll do it.
How?
That's when you need this feather duster.
You can dust your entire house with this.
What the...
As long as you have this, you don't have to worry
if you meet if you meet street punks at night.
This will knock their teeth out.
With that?
And this is a secret.
I can't dance at all.
But when I hold this
I can dance great!
Just like this!
I'll take one.
I'll use it to pick up girls.
- Shut it! We're not buying. / - I'm not so good...
I hope your mean senior
goes nuts saying he lost his underwear
and it turns out that you're wearing it.
- What are you saying? / - I'd get yelled at!
I'm sorry. I must be really tired.
Let's not fight. We should attack the enemy first.
There is a way.
We'll have a chance if we
blow up the enemy armory.
I can blow it up.
How will you blow it up?
This is when you need this
portable Wi-Fi router.
Your signal will blow up with this.
A lot of celebrity relationships are outed.
It's because of this thing.
Even the Gag Concert comedians put this in...
- Their pocket when they go on stage. / - Why?
So they can make everyone laugh.
- Because of that? / - I'll tell you a secret.
- What? / - I put this on my stomach once...
- And I got fatter. / - Really?
It wasn't from eating a lot.
That's how great this works.
- Hold on. Give me that. / - Why?
- What? / - Want a beating?
I'll give you a beating!
We're not buying!
I hope your mom comes to visit and says,
"Is that rotten Sergeant Kim still like that?
You're such a good boy but you chew him out.
He must be a terrible person."
Then you see Sergeant Kim sitting behind her...
- Glaring at you. / - Stop it, mom!
Stop it.
What is it?
The enemy is surrounding us! We're finished!
We have no tomorrow!
- Do you need tomorrow? / - We do!
This is when you need this nail set.
Just stick it on...
Look how beautiful they are.
I'm all sparkly and
I'm going to die.
Everyone has gone crazy!
Welcome, new students of Chicken High School!
I'm the smartest one here.
I'm Teacher Ticktock.
Get ready for class.
Yes.
Hey, I bought new clothes yesterday.
Looks nice. Let me try it on.
No!
- Let me try. / - Get lost!
Jerk!
Hey!
Why are you bothering him?
- I'm sorry. / - Go outside and raise your arms!
Yes.
- Hey. / - Yeah?
I bought new clothes yesterday.
Yeah. Let me try it on.
- No. / - Let me try it on once.
Get lost!
Forget you! You're a jerk!
What are you guys doing?
Disappearing head magic!
It's gone!
Where'd his head go?
Here!
Amazing!
How'd that happen?
Teacher.
Amazing, right?
Be quiet, chickens!
Yes, yes, yes!
You startled me.
I can't believe you did that.
Sit down!
We'll start class now.
The first class is ethics.
There is the theory that humans are
fundamentally good since birth.
Then how about the theory that humans
are fundamentally bad since birth?
They're bad.
Good job!
Next is math.
If a car is going 300kmph
from Seoul to Busan,
where will it be in one hour?
The police station.
Good job!
The next class is society.
This is a problem with the youth.
What happens if you play
5 hours of video games a day?
Level up?
Good job!
We'll all be cleaning today!
Cleaning!
Teacher Ticktock!
Yes?
What are you doing?
We're about to clean.
Good job.
- Clean that area too. / - Got it.
- Move your foot. / - Okay.
What are you doing?
Being a baseball pitcher!
Principal!
What's wrong?
Why are you guys doing this to me?
Be quiet, chickens!
- Yes, yes, yes! / - Want a beating?
Be quiet, sir!
How strange.
We'll all be cleaning today!
Teacher Ticktock!
Yes!
What are you doing?
Why are you so angry?
I'm in a great mood! What are you talking about?
- You're in a good mood? / - Yes!
- We're cleaning now. / - Clean that area!
- Nice and clean. / - Lift your foot.
- Yeah. / - Okay.
What are you doing?
- Being a baseball pitcher! / - I'll squat!
Underhand!
Principal!
What's wrong?
I say, "Get rid of." You say, "Chicken High."
Get rid of...
Chicken High!
Be quiet, chickens!
- Don't get rid of this skit! / - Yes, yes, yes!
You can't do that.
Let's continue with class.
Teacher Ticktock!
Teacher Ticktock! Teacher Ticktock!
Vice principal.
I'm the vice principal Half-and-half Chicken.
There are many students that want to learn
acting so I brought an acting teacher.
Great.
When is the acting teacher getting here?
Hello, I'm the acting teacher Bansun.
So pretty!
- Teacher, do you have a boyfriend? / - No.
- You have one! / - I don't.
You're dating someone!
I have a kid.
I have two kids!
Why are you asking that, Teacher Ticktock?
- I'm sorry. / - Teach us acting, teacher.
Show me what you're confident in.
What does your father do?
- Terrible. / - That's wrong!
What does your father do?
He passed away.
You were at the funeral! Why did you ask that?
- I'm sorry. / - Teach us action acting.
- Let's try together. / - I'm good at action!
- Then we'll do a demonstration. / - Okay.
I won't take it easy on you for being a woman!
Die! Die! Die!
So you wish I was dead.
Please kill me.
Be quiet, chickens!
Yes, yes, yes!
We'll all be cleaning today!
Teacher Ticktock!
Bring it on!
What are you doing?
Kendo!
That hurts...
Hey!
Why did you switch from baseball to kendo?
Play baseball!
Okay, I'll play baseball!
End of class! Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Yes, yes, yes!